Has Stagecoach paid the price for East Coast mainline? Hardly

tagecoach got its numbers wrong, it over-bid and it is now paying the price,” says the transport secretary, Chris Grayling, announcing that the East Coast mainline could once again be taken into public hands.

Grayling’s first two statements are correct. Stagecoach plainly took leave of its senses in agreeing to pay £3.3bn to run the London-to-Edinburgh line for eight years. The company couldn’t even keep the financial wheels turning for three years and has now breached a financial covenant.

But does a £200m forfeit really count as paying the price? Given the size of the contract and the promises to make payments to the Treasury, the sum looks modest. The company has got off lightly.

The worse part, though is that Stagecoach gets to bid for more franchises in future, which surely makes little sense if the company’s forecasting has been shown to be hopeless. At the very least, Grayling should have ruled Stagecoach offside for the mysterious “public-private partnership” he plans to introduce on the East Coast from 2020.

Grayling should also be less wedded to his 2020 model. If an in-house departmental crew gets the East Coast gig for three years and does a decent job for customers and the Treasury, what’s the problem with having a longer-lasting wholly public arrangement? Keep an open mind and be pragmatic.

Markets can go down as well as up

According to the bulls, the current “correction” in share prices, if that’s what we’re experiencing, is nothing to worry about. The previous state of bliss – a two-year period when share prices marched higher with minimal volatility – couldn’t last forever. Normal service will be resumed, runs the argument, as soon as investors stop worrying about rises in US interest rates that, on any historical perspective, will probably be quite modest.

Such comforting thoughts are plainly not ridiculous. The sell-off in stock markets started last Friday with US figures that showed wages rising at 2.9%. It normally takes something more substantial to trigger a major turning point for markets.

Yet this “just a blip” theory feels too complacent. The hard fact is that share prices, in almost every sector of the market, are expensive on most traditional yardsticks of value. It also true that, on average, companies (especially in the US) are more financially leveraged than they have been in the past. That cocktail is dangerous if the cost of borrowing is rising. It may not lead to bad side-effects this time, but conditions are ripe for a proper and nasty fall.

A DIY takeover

The prize for worst retail acquisition in the UK in recent years goes to the Australian group Wesfarmers, which somehow convinced itself that paying £340m to own Homebase was a good idea. Two years later, it knows better.

It is writing off £454m on the deal, a lot more than it paid in the first place, plus another £130m to cover stock write-downs, store closures and tax assets. To complete the misery, first-half trading losses at the UK business now known as Bunnings will be £97m.

Rewind the clock and Wesfarmers’ bullishness is laughable. The opportunity to enter the “attractive” UK market had been “comprehensively researched and carefully considered”. Whatever they were studying, the Bunnings brigade seem to have missed the fact the British DIY customer is a creature of seasonal habits, and some of those habits differ from Australian tastes.

Wesfarmers new managing director Rob Scott volunteered a very long list of categories where Bunnings UK had the wrong products over the winter: kitchens, bathrooms, flooring, tiling, plumbing, wallpaper, storage, cleaning, heating and lighting. Maybe the hammers were splendid.

A full review will follow, with the result to be unveiled in June. By that time, one assumes, Wesfarmers will have realised that the market for DIY sheds is horrible. Even Kingfisher is making heavy work of overhauling B&Q and Amazon’s tentacles extend everywhere these days.

Getting out of the UK is not the preferred option, said Scott, which means it’s a possibility. It’s not only UK retailers, it seems, that soon regret hubristic foreign adventures.